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Female Scoring Leaders

Rank	Player	Team		Total Goals	Games Attended	Goals Per Game
1	Brita Loeb		Cobra Kai	5	4	1.25
1	Sarah Moore		Gouging Anklebiters	5	5	1.00
1	Emma Griese		Sky Fighters	5	3	1.67
1	Ellie Mahoney		Sky Fighters	5	7	0.71
5	Liz Caporale		Corlears Hookers	4	6	0.67
5	Emma Seitz		Renaissance	4	2	2.00
7	Carly Bullock		Vertz	3	6	0.50
8	Cherie Stewart		Lbs Inc.	2	7	0.29
8	Annie Artz		Gouging Anklebiters	2	7	0.29
8	Chandler Solimine		Corlears Hookers	2	2	1.00
8	W Lehan		Butchers	2	4	0.50
8	Julie Katz		Mega Touch	2	7	0.29
8	Rebekah French		What the Puck	2	2	1.00
8	Sara Klein		Denim Demons	2	5	0.40
8	Karina Sirabian		Poutine Machine	2	3	0.67
8	Rose Alleva		Lbs Inc.	2	5	0.40
8	Alexandra Horton		Gouging Anklebiters	2	1	2.00

Male Scoring Leaders

Rank	Player	Team		Total Goals	Games Attended	Goals Per Game
1	James Pereira		Filthier	8	7	1.14
2	Ryan Levine		Renaissance	7	3	2.33
2	Alexander Vukasin		Instant Karma	7	3	2.33
2	Lucas Scocchia		Butchers	7	6	1.17
5	Yehuda Weinbach		Renaissance	6	6	1.00
5	Steve Rys		Sky Fighters	6	6	1.00
5	Frankie Delaura		Lbs Inc.	6	4	1.50
8	Tom Fitzgerald		Lbs Inc.	5	2	2.50
8	Austin Lyons		Poutine Machine	5	6	0.83
8	David Collins		Gremlins	5	6	0.83
8	Tom Mcguire		Cobra Kai	5	5	1.00

Non-binary Scoring Leaders

Rank	Player	Team		Total Goals	Games Attended	Goals Per Game
1	Allison Busch		Gremlins	1	3	0.33

Goalie GAA Leaders

Rank	Player	Team		Games Attended	GAA	Wins	Shutouts
1	Jack Mcginty		Gouging Anklebiters	1	1.00	1	0
1	Sonjia Shelly		Fuzz	2	1.00	1	0
3	Jeff Green		Poutine Machine	4	1.67	2	0
4	Michael Zisser		Lbs Inc.	3	1.76	5	0
5	Sam Gartner		Corlears Hookers	7	2.00	1	0
6	Michael Tuckman		Mega Touch	5	2.08	4	1
7	Corey Blay		Fresh Kills	3	2.42	2	0
8	Timothy Burke		Butchers	7	2.46	4	1
9	Cameron Tillery		Sky Fighters	7	2.67	4	1
10	Jacob Green		Corlears Hookers	5	2.80	4	0

What the Puck		2-4		Denim Demons	Final
What the Puck: Rebekah French (2), Schuyler “Sky” Bento (1) Denim Demons: Not Registered x 3, Alex Rasla (3) Goalie Win: Chris Caron (via Free Agent)
Instant Karma		1-6		Cobra Kai	Final
Instant Karma: Alexander Vukasin (7) Cobra Kai: Brita Loeb (5), Michael Teytelbaum (1), Liam Martens (3), Frederick William Green (3), Peter Gallina (1), Paul Brown (1) Goalie Win: Campbell Weaver (2)
Filthier		3-2		Fresh Kills	Final
Filthier: James Pereira (8), Benjamin Sisemore (3), Michael Pelletier (3) Fresh Kills: Caleb Wells (4), Billy Stahley (3) Goalie Win: James Stein (2)
Fuzz		2-5		Corlears Hookers	Final
Fuzz: Samuel Harry Gelman (2), Not Registered Corlears Hookers: Harris Pittinsky (2), Dylan Porcello (4), Brian Schlagel x 2 (2), Sam Gartner (1) Goalie Win: Jacob Green (4)
Gouging Anklebiters		8-0		Moby Dekes	Final
Gouging Anklebiters: Alexandra Horton x 2 (2), Jared Pollet x 2 (4), Jeffrey O’Connell x 2 (4), Jack Mcginty (1), Lucas Milbank (4) Moby Dekes: Goalie Win: Cameron Tillery (via Sky Fighters)
Mega Touch		2-3		Lbs Inc.	Final(OT)
Mega Touch: Not Registered x 2 Lbs Inc.: Cherie Stewart (2), Frankie Delaura (6), Not Registered Goalie Win: Michael Zisser (5)
Sky Fighters		3-3		Renaissance	Final(TIE)
Sky Fighters: Ellie Mahoney (5), Steve Rys x 2 (6) Renaissance: Mike Cardello (1), Yehuda Weinbach (6), Not Provided
Riots		1-2		Dark Rainbows	Final
Riots: Caroline Webster (1) Dark Rainbows: Joel Caldwell x 2 (2) Goalie Win: Not Registered
Butchers		4-1		Gremlins	Final
Butchers: Lucas Scocchia x 2 (7), Not Registered, Braden Caldwell (1) Gremlins: Ryan Mills (1) Goalie Win: Timothy Burke (4)
Poutine Machine		1-2		Vertz	Final(SO)
Poutine Machine: Michael Marron (2) Vertz: Aryeh Minsky (1) Shootout: Winner by Neil Zuckerman Goalie Win: Timothy Kayiatos (3)

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The 8 things EVERYONE is talking in BTSH is talking about after week 1:

1.      Since Ole Rusty, who everyone is saying was the most successful, best looking, and Loved Commissioner in league history has stepped down, Shootings in Tompkins square park have gone up 200% and Earthquakes are up 100%. Some are asking if Abysmal Amanda and Corrupt Courtney can take care of the people?

2.      Did Probert trick his “friends” into joining the Biters just to leave them high and dry every Sunday? What the over under on games made for Mr. Bachelor party?  It’s got to be low.

3.      There was lots of talk about if The Revolution is the worst team name in league history? Wait… it’s not The Revolution? They are calling themselves the “The Renaissance?!?!? Okay debate over yes, it is the worst possible team name ever. The only real question is does this reflect on Abysmal Amanda and Corrupt Courtney’s leadership? Probably is the feeling I get… However, Tarnow should be shamed and blamed as well…

4.      Did Abysmal Amanda and Corrupt Courtney screw up by having the premier goalie matchup of the season in game 1? Sonjia vs. Campbell was great. It’s a shame leadership didn’t have the forethought to feature and promote this match up…

5.      Did Gabe wear too much Green on Sunday?  What did he think it was St. Patrick’s day? People were calling him the French leprechaun. Honestly, the Fashion choices took away from a good start to MEGA’s season. You have to wonder if Abysmal Amanda and Corrupt Courtney dressed the guy SMH…

6.      Walker would never tell you this, but he was plus two with zero minuses.

7.      Jack from Jack Global looked very foolish on Sunday when seemed to have little understanding of the flavor offerings of Kettle Brand Chips. Maybe not a big deal but certainly not a good look for a guy who will tell you what to order at every bodega in the city

8.      Abysmal Amanda and Corrupt Courtney were Abysmal and Corrupt.