You’ve Got Male

February 9th, 2016

I must say, we are tickled pink that the priorities and values of the BTSH Lady are finally taking center stage. Sam was a doll to scratch the surface with this formidable piece of journalism, however we wonder (as much as our female minds are able to) if he stopped short of truly showcasing all the dimensions of the modern BTSH woman. We looked to an experienced journalist, Ms. Ophelia Baulls, to dive deeper into these deep dishes. We hope you enjoy the feature.

“You’ve Got Male”

by Ophelia Baulls

Photos by Anita P. Ness

The task of reporting on the diverse ladies of BTSH was daunting, I’ll confess. In the end, though, what a gas it was to spend some time with these dames! They are a shining example of what the modern woman can be and do. I dove right into their bustling lives, and came out inspired, and a bit drunk. Read the rest of this entry »

Franchise Four- Demons

February 9th, 2016

One of the most energetic teams on the courts has always been the Denims Demons. Originally, they were just a group of guys in Coach’s band, but have morphed into so much more. It was not easy picking four from this group, as so many make viable arguments as to why they are worthy. 

Demons Rejoice
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Franchise Four: Gremlins/Unicorns

February 5th, 2016
Will any of these players be among the Franchise Four? No, none of them.

Will any of these players be among the Franchise Four? No, none of them.

The selection committee struggled to choose this franchise’s top four players for two main reasons.  First, as a 15 year old franchise, numerous deserving players have been in and out of the roster.  Hall of famers such as Craig LaCombe and future hall of famers (?) such as Hector “$h0wT!m3” Melendez all had to be considered.  Second, with a history that goes so far back, we just aren’t as familiar with every player who has donned the yellow t-shirt.  We try to be as inclusive as possible with the early years of the league, but it is no secret that we have a bias towards the “Modern Era.”

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Franchise Four- Math

February 4th, 2016

When Ben Chadwick scores 3 goals in one game vs. you, you are not on a great franchise (May 2, 2010, Chadtrick). But that all changed with the emergence of one family. Will any of them make the Franchise Four? Not if Elly has anything to say about it. (And he does, he was one of the 3 people who voted) But those pesky Norris’ won’t go away quietly. 

Who would have thought how competitive and mean Rebecca Norris turned out to be.  "Elly doesn't deserve to be in the Franchise Four! I do!"

Who would have thought how competitive and mean Rebecca Norris turned out to be.
“Elly doesn’t deserve to be in the Franchise Four! I do!”

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Franchise Four: The Happy Little Elves

February 3rd, 2016

We know what you are thinking…how can you do a Franchise Four for a defunct team.  And for the rest of you who aren’t keeping up with all of the off-season hot stove activity (spoiler alert!), the Elves have migrated to the BTSH team alumni section, taking their rightful place alongside the Mighty Squirrels, Mexican Standoff, Pork Fried Rice, and countless others.  But since they have not yet played a game under the Fuzz rebrand, we decided to throw them a bone and honor four of the very best to ever put on an Elves uniform.

The only time I ever wore a non-Elves BTSH shirt. The only time I ever will. (Sorta)

Sadly, $h0wT!m3 did not make the cut.

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