Playoff Seeds Announced!
September 28th, 2015We Almost Needed To Use A Sword Fight As A Tiebreaker
This could be Rich on Sunday!
September 27 Box Scores
September 28th, 2015Heading To The Postseason
Opening round playoff games begin next Sunday.
Fresh Kills: Sheena Wagaman (5)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (via Gut Rot)
Sky Fighters 6, Instant Karma 2
Sky Fighers: Mike Teytelbaum 3 (10), Olivier Brassard (8), Greg Infanti (5), Caroline Webster (1)
Instant Karma: Ben Chadwick (8), Alfred Liu (5)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Happy Little Elves 4, Poutine Machine 2
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes 4 (25)
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos 2 (12)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (5)
Gremlins 6, Butchers 3
Gremlins: Brian Hicks 3 (20), Erich Graham (9), Ryan Mills (5), Rod Sherwood (11)
Butchers: Mike Mincieli 2 (2), Pete (2)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (10)
Denim Demons 4, Corlears Hookers 1
Denim Demons: Paul Licari (5), Tracy Miller (2), Josh Rosen (11), Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens (4)
Corlears Hookers: Not yet reported
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (via Gut Rot)
Sky Fighters 11, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Sky Fighters: Mike Teytelbaum 4 (14), Mark Bloom 2 (2), Olivier Brassard 2 (10), Dan Hopper (5), Greg Infanti (6), Roman Teytelbaum (10)
Tompkins Square Riots: Ben F. (2)
Goalie Win: Kevin Longwell (via Rainbows)
Instant Karma 6, Gouging Anklebiters 3
Instant Karma: Cory Vernoia 2 (7), Brianna 2 (2), Ben Chadwick (9), Isaac Stewart (2)
Gouging Anklebiters: Phil Donohue (3), Joe Polowczuk (5), Ben Probert (11)
Goalie Win: Mike Maloney (5)
Mathematics 5, Fresh Kills 4
Mathematics: Eli Kazin 2 (5), Sam Norris 2 (10), Joey Batista (4)
Fresh Kills: Ariel Imas (8), Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (via Poutine), Nick Scott (6), Sheena Wagaman (6)
Goalie Win: David Liang (11)
Cobra Kai 3, Dark Rainbows 2 (OT-SO)
Cobra Kai: Liam Martens 2 (7)
Dark Rainbows: Rachel Klion (1), Josh Wilson (3)
Goalie Win: Not yet reported
Shootout: Cobra Kai wins 1-0. Martens with the only successful attempt.
Filthier 7, LBS, Inc. 4
Filthier: Suvin Malik 3 (13), Sunny Mehra 2 (9), Matt Novick (1), Rebecca Novick (1)
LBS, Inc.: Elizabeth Boylan (4), Jake Chaplin (9), Karsten Pichon (15), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (12)
Gut Rot 1, Mega Touch 0 (OT-SO)
Shutouts: Eric Ramirez (6) for Gut Rot Rot, Mike Tuckman for Mega Touch
Shootout: Gut Rot wins 1-0. Gilligan2 with the only successful attempt in nine rounds.
What The Puck 2, Rehabs 1
What The Puck: Jamie Delia (4), Brendan Leong (2)
Rehabs: Mike Lasry (3)
Goalie Win: Jordan Gerow (7)
Playoff Scenarios- There is a team where we all hope loses
September 25th, 2015Who do we root for? In life there are so many choices that its tough to decide. Dogs or cats? Democrats or Republicans? Rangers or Caps (That one is easy, Rangers. Also doesn’t count as my troll) al Qaeda vs. Isis? So its nice when we can all agree on one thing. We hope Gut Rot fucking loses this week.
I need to work on my analogies
3 Stars of the Week!
September 24th, 2015
3rd star: Eric and Ashley – Gut Rot
As the kids say these days…..”adorbs”.
Congrats to one of BTSH’s favorite duos for combining for the 3rd star this week.
Note: Gilligan, while I realize that you did the same thing that Ashley did in the other game, you score all the time, bruh. And, really, Gilligan, this is a romantic moment. Stop trying to get all up in the middle of it. Creep.
2nd star: Josh Rosen – Denim Demons
How did this even happen?? I mean, does this guy even PLAY hockey??? So, what, he just waltzes into Tompkins Square Park, picks up a stick, and scores 4 goals in a game??! What was he even doing at Tompkins?? I can only imagine he was planning to level the park in favor of building fancy new condos. I mean, this dude owns the Seagram building and the Gramercy Park Hotel, not to mention a world-class art collection and what, that’s not enough for him?? He needs Tompkins TOO?? As far as I know this guy has no hockey background, so how on earth did he stroll into our house and notch the ‘ol Texas hat-trick?? Oh, wait…..JOSH?? Oooooooo, oops, I thought you said ABY Rosen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aby_Rosen
1st star of the week: James Pereira – Filthier
The future’s so bright…
James scored 5 goals on the day in his double header, including a hat trick. Rumor has it that he almost had the double hat trick, but his goal was waved off. James lead his team to 2 victories on the day, a jump to 1st place in the entire league, and A SHUTOUT OF FRESH KILLS. The last time someone shutout Fresh Kills we were all doing the Safety Dance and rocking neon spandex. I had a chance to talk to some BTSHers about what they thought as they watched James put on a clinic on Sunday. Responses ranged from “Amazing, dude was possessed out there.” to “He’s like a more handsome Dean Youngblood” to “When did Filthy Gorgeous change their name to Filthier?”.
In addition to his stellar performance on the rink, he also bought an apartment this week and had a birthday. Talk about a banner week, this guy is flying higher than Christian Slater at a party held by Pablo Escobar.
Yeah, I really like the 80’s.
September 20 Box Scores Part 2
September 22nd, 2015Shake It Off!
Fuck Ryan Adams.
Rehabs: Bradley Starr (5), Other scorer not reported
Shutout: Alex “Villano” Zabala (1)
Gut Rot 2, Butchers 1 (OT-SO)
Gut Rot: Not yet reported
Butchers: Not yet reported
Goalie Win: Eric Ramirez (6)
Shootout: Gut Rot wins shootout 1-0. Successful attempt by Ashley McMasters
Poutine Machine 2, Mega Touch 0
Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (3), Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (10)
Shutout: Scott Heese (3)
Denim Demons 6, Instant Karma 4
Denim Demons: Josh Rosen 4 (10), Zach Fein (11), Jeff Kamen (11)
Instant Karma: Danny Farrell (1), Danielle Haselton (2), Bill Monahan (4), The Peter Wilson (4)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (7)
LBS, Inc. 4, Corlears Hookers 3 (OT)
LBS, Inc.: Scott Kaston 2 (9), Elizabeth Boylan (3), Nick Rolf (5)
Corlears Hookers: Peter Putka 2 (5), John Wolff (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (11)
Filthier 5, Fresh Kills 0
Filthier: James Pereira 2 (13), Jenna Cruff (4), Adela Ibric (2), Shafiq Perry (10)
Shutout: Tim Burke (via Butchers)
Denim Demons 2, What The Puck 0
Denim Demons: Zach Fein (12), Paul Licari (4)
Shutout: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (8)
