2015 BTSH Royal Rumble (Part 1)
January 19th, 2015
Welcome to the first ever BTSH Royal Rumble!!! Here’s how it works…40* members of the #BTSHUniverse (two from each team) will compete in this match, in which the object is to eliminate your opponents by throwing them over the top rope. We will start with two randomly selected competitors, and every two minutes, another randomly selected combatant will enter the match. The last person standing in the ring is the winner. And, of course, to make sure everybody plays by the rules, and things are on the up and up, Mega Touch’s Alex Eben Meyer and the Dark Rainbows’ Aaron Friedman will officiate the match.
*Due to some finagling by the Mathematics (namely that half this article is being written by one of them), Rebecca Norris has been entered as the 41st participant.
Punishment Post
January 9th, 2015I’ve told Tim I’m not returning in any capacity, but he has not accepted my resignation. I’ve committed various misdemeanors to Tim, but he will not report them to the cops because he doesn’t want me to leave.
Fine…then you all deserve this. Punishment Post time! Included are some of but not all of your least favorite people. However I did include a surprise popular person just because I’m not a monster.
It was either a picture of this or Rachel Greene. It was a unanimous vote of this.
People of BTSH- Rebecca Norris!
December 24th, 2014So the next person in the People of BTSH is the lovely, beautiful, talented Rebecca Norris!
The check Tim sent me did not clear* which means I worked all season for free. And that means now you get tortured with Elves, wrestling, Norriss’es and Luisa pictures.
Luisa
December 19th, 2014
Luisa. Big Heart. Girly Arms.
Julie
November 29th, 2014
This is Julie.
