August 24 Box Scores
August 25th, 2014Bernstein Strikes Again!
Can anyone stop this man?
Fresh Kills 10, What The Puck 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 4 (19), Ariel Imas 2 (9), Eugene Rha 2 (4), Rachel Luber (1), Dave Sokolyansky (7)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (9)
La Famiglia 2, Gouging Anklebiters 1 (OT-SO)
La Famiglia: Hugh McKee (4)
Gouging Anklebiters: Sarah Moore (5)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (10)
Shootout: La Famiglia wins 1-0. Successful attempt by The Peter Wilson.
Mathematics 5, Gremlins 1
Mathematics: Sam Norris 2 (7), Stephanie Couzin (4), Adam Langer (5), Nathan Norris (3)
Gremlins: Mark McAdam (1)
Goalie Win: David Liang (9)
Sky Fighters 5, Filthy Gorgeous 2
Sky Fighters: Roman Teytelbaum 2 (8), Mark Bloom (4), Olivier Brassard (7), Robert Kucera (2)
Filthy Gorgeous: Ariel Imas (via Fresh Kills), Kami Moore (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein (4)
Mega Touch 6, Cobra Kai
Mega Touch: Keegan Tupchong 2 (4), Alex Eben Meyer (5), Tanner Himmelman (1), Julie Katz (4), Megan (1)
Cobra Kai: Peter Gallina 2 (9), Sebastian Asaro (9), Alan Horowitz (2)
Goalie Win: Mike Tuckman (3)
Corlears Hookers 6, Denim Demons 2
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni 2 (10), Jason Eitel 2 (8), Noelle Safar 2 (5)
Denim Demons: Allyson Gronowitz (2), Paul Licari (8)
Goalie Win: Joe Kozlowski (via free agency)
Butchers 7, Poutine Machine 0
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (17), Gary Cohen 2 (3), Mike Mincieli (3), Jeff N. (1), Arthur Revechkis (4)
Shutout: Tim Burke (6)
Rehabs 6, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Rehabs: Nick Barretta 3 (6), Rob B. (7), Danielle Haselton (1), Bryan Welch (1)
Tompkins Square Riots: Not yet reported
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (3)
LBS, Inc. 4, Happy Little Elves 1
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta 2 (8), Evan (1), Liam Martens (via Cobra Kai)
Happy Little Elves: Gil Valdes (13)
Goalie Win: Tim Brown (8)
Dark Rainbows 2, Gut Rot 1
Dark Rainbows: David Bernstein (1), Rachel (1)
Gut Rot: Scott Kollar (3)
Goalie Win: Ariel Kipnis (1)
Filler Friday- Lady Knights
August 22nd, 2014So there was a lot of bad suggestions out there for Filler Friday this week, so I decided to take away the power from you, and give it to the BTSH terrorist group known as the Lady Knights.
Just who are these Lady Knights?
Throwback Thursday
August 21st, 2014
Tired of the Ice Bucket Challenge? Lets go back in time when all you lemmings put the equal sign as your profile pic.
Ocean City Three Stars!!!- The Juice was Worth the Squeeze
August 18th, 2014
Greetings from Ocean City Maryland. As I type this at 9:29 a.m., Monday morning, many BTSHers are trying to keep their eyes open while their boss shoves them another TPS report.
As always, despite the current pain, the juice was worth the squeeze.
Ocean City Preview…Get Drunk, Kill Dogs, Play Hockey
August 12th, 2014
Ocean City is upon us. Hide your women, booze and most importantly, your dogs.
The picture above is amazing and if you want to know the story, read the comment section where I explain in detail. Now onto the rosters.
Pullouts (Coed)
Diane Johnston, Georgine Paulin, Heather Aspegren, Caroline Bickerton, Jo-Ann Provencher, Zach Norris, Sam Norris, John Walker, Jerry Chavez, Blandi, Nick Barretta, Nacho Guevara, Tim Burke, Jaime Luckey, Steven Panepinto
Clearly the star of this team is Caroline. There really is no Ocean City tournament without her. She is the MVP at Seacrets on Saturday night. Just make sure you don’t put your beer down in front of her or expect that much out of her hockey wise on Sunday.
