The Top Five BTSHers You Should Friend on Facebook
August 7th, 2014These days, it seems pretty much everyone is on Facebook (well, everyone besides #coreywinters and Georgine)…and although we’re pretty much all friends with each other in BTSH, it’s a big enough league that a few people may have slipped through the cracks. Fear not, here are the top five people you need to friend immediately:
Honorable Mention 1:
Eli Kazin, Mathematics
Eli Kazin, proud member of the 2003-2004 Tampa Bay Lightning
Honorable Mention 2:
Jackie Spiegel, Corlears Hookers
We think this is Jackie.
Obviously, this one depends on your sporting preferences (which is why it’s only an HM), but if you’re a Rangers or Mets fan, Jackie’s got the goods. Better yet, her page is riddled with selfies, which more people really need to be doing. And if that isn’t your bag, she’s also big on posting pics of her dog, Ranger, which is worth a page view in itself. You’re basically going here for her Instagram.
August 10 Previews
August 6th, 2014
Jackie’s birthday is coming up…so buy a beer for her the next time Plus she’s quietly putting up a stellar season with 2 goals and ***at least*** one really nifty assist.
Rehabs at Gremmies
Rich: Gremlins 3-1
Derek: Last week, the Rehabs won 3-2. That sounds good to me.
Eli: This game went to a shootout last week, but we see the Rehabs taking this one in regulation, 2-0.
Cobra Kai at Mathematics
Rich: Didn’t this used to be a rivalry? That’s as dead as the Fairy Tale Cup. CK 4-3 in what’s not really an upset.
Derek: I’d be pretty upset.
Gut Rot at Mega Touch
Rich: Gut Rot prevails 4-1
Derek: Mega’s really struggled this season, and Gut Rot looks decent again. 4-1 Gutties.
Eli: Gut Rot looked impressive last week. We see more of the same, as Gut Rot triumphs 5-2.
Happy Little Elves at Filthy Gorgeous
Rich: Elves got smoked last week. Filthy is sorta on fire. James and Suvin have best hockey duo on lockdown.
Derek: I’m watching Rudy on MSG right now, and the movie uses fake names for all of the players. I guess I can understand that, but how cool would it have been to see a young Joe Montana floating around? 6-0 James Pereira.
Eli: We feel like the Elves have had Filthy’s number of late, and see that trend continuing. Elves rebound with a 4-2 win.
Three Stars Aug. 3
August 6th, 2014
Chill out assholes, I’m not giving myself a star for predicting WTP’s epic upset over the Demons. But I am pretty proud of it.
August 3 Box Scores
August 5th, 2014Money Time!
La Famiglia 5, Cobra Kai 2
La Famiglia: Shafiq Perry 3 (9), Denis Miciletto 2 (11)
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro (8), Paul Bertrand (3)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (9)
Corlears Hookers 6, Happy Little Elves 0
Corlears Hookers: Jason Eitel 4 (6), Gavin Kearney (5), Sam Marton (4)
Shutout: Tim Burke (via Butchers)
Poutine Machine 2, Dark Rainbows 0
Poutine Machine: Jo-Ann Provencher (1), Angela Vicari (via La Famiglia)
Shutout: Matt Leonard (4)
Gut Rot 5, Tompkins Square Riots 0
Gut Rot: Heather Aspergren (1), Mike Finnegan (1), Mike Gilligan (3), Jeff Hendricks (1), Tom (2)
Shutout: Eric Ramirez (4)
What The Puck 6, Denim Demons 5 (OT-SO)
What The Puck: Eric Higger 3 (4), Dave MacCallum 2 (6)
Denim Demons: Jeff Kamen 2 (12), Allyson Gronowitz (1), Brian Kubovcik (2), Lena Moy-Borgen (1)
Goalie Win: Jordan (1)
Shootout: What the Puck wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Dave MacCallum
Rehabs 3, Gremlins 2 (OT-SO)
Rehabs: Nick Barretta (3), Rob B. (6)
Gremlins: Krish Daftary (2), Erich Graham (3)
Goalie Win: Scott Heese (2)
Shootout: Rehabs wins 1-0. Successful attempt by Bryan Welch.
Filthy Gorgeous 6, Mega Touch 2
Filthy Gorgeous: Suvin Malik 4 (14), James Pereira 2 (17)
Mega Touch: Adriano Bratta (5), Joe Lops (3)
Goalie Win: $h0wT!m3 (3)
Fresh Kills 6, LBS, Inc. 3
Fresh Kills: Scott Lee 2 (9), Ashley Singer 2 (3), Alex Rouleau (7), Nick Scott (3)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (6), Nick Rolf (5), Tim (1)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (7)
Gouging Anklebiters 3, Sky Fighters 2 (OT-SO)
Gouging Anklebiters: Michael Hansen (1), Matt Workman (1)
Sky Fighters: Olivier Brassard (6), Dan Hopper (4)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (7)
Shootout: Anklebiters win 1-0. Successful attempt by Michael Hansen.
Mathematics 4, Butchers 1
Mathematics: Stephanie Couzin (2), Eli Kazin (4), Sam Norris (5), Brad Schmidt (6)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando (13)
Goalie Win: David Liang (7)
August 3rd Preview: Part II
August 1st, 2014Corlears Hookers at Happy Little Elves (by Eli)
Well this should be fun! The Hookers lead the Brown Division and have the league’s second best record. The Elves lead the $h0wT!m3 Division and have the league’s best record. Dustin played the first half of the All-Star Game in goal for the Heels. Steve played the second half of the All-Star Game in goal for the Heels. We could go on and on, but we’ll just say that you should show up early to watch this one. Multiple Glanzers are already confirmed to be in attendance. And they’ll be rewarded with a 3-2 Elves victory.
This is a not a Glanzer, but it is an Elf.
