Three Stars!!!
August 11th, 2014It’s Three Stars time. That means its time to celebrate the best of the best BTSH has to offer.
Remember when LeBron told the Heat fans he would win, not 1, not 2, not 3…but 8 NBA Championships?
August 10 Box Scores
August 11th, 2014Devlin’s Not Going To Like This…
This “sheepish” bit is wearing thin.
Mathematics 3, Cobra Kai 1
Mathematics: Adam Langer 2 (4), Stephanie Couzin (3)
Cobra Kai: Liam Martens (10)
Goalie Win: David Liang (8)
Happy Little Elves 4, Filthy Gorgeous 3 (OT-SO)
Happy Little Elves: Jon Brügger 2 (4), Gil Valdes (12)
Filthy Gorgeous: Jean Hebert (1), Suvin Malik (15), James Pereira (18)
Goalie Win: Steve Accardo (10)
Shootout: Elves win 1-0. Successful attempt by Gil Valdes.
Gut Rot 3, Mega Touch 1
Gut Rot: Tommy Cho (1), Mike Gilligan (4), Akhil Mehta (1)
Mega Touch: Alok Ghai (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Gremlins 3, Rehabs 2
Gremlins: Krish Daftary (3), Rod Sherwood (6), John Walker (3)
Rehabs: Sean K. (1), Eric Ruben (4)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (4)
Tompkins Square Riots 2, Dark Rainbows 0
Tompkins Square Riots: Spencer Tucker (1), Vanck (1)
Shutout: Tim Brown (via LBS, Inc.)
Denim Demons 5, La Famiglia 0
Denim Demons: Paul Licari 2 (7), Brian Kubovcik (3), Lee Reiners (6), Zack Tinkelman (3)
Shutout: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (5)
Fresh Kills 7, LBS, Inc. 2
Fresh Kills: Dan Burns (1), Gabe Chenard (15), Ariel Imas (7), Julie Katz (via Mega Touch), Alex Rouleau (8), Nick Scott (4), Dave Sokolyansky (6)
LBS, Inc.: Sam Anthony 2 (3)
Goalie Win: Patrick Barch (8)
Gouging Anklebiters 5, Poutine Machine 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Joe Polowczuk 2 (6), Michael Hansen (2), Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton (1), Matt Workman (2)
Poutine Machine: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (4)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (8)
Sky Fighters 6, What The Puck 3
Sky Fighters: Roman Teytelbaum 4 (6), Martin Cejka (1), Rob Kucera (1)
What The Puck: Justin Michaliga (4), Paul Picinich (5), Sergio Jimenez (1)
Goalie Win: James Stein (3)
Corlears Hookers 5, Butchers 3
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagoni 2 (8), C.J. Anderson (8), Jock Paul (1), Michael Pigozzi (1)
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (15), Cherie Stewart (7)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (7)
The Top Five BTSHers You Should Friend on Facebook
August 7th, 2014These days, it seems pretty much everyone is on Facebook (well, everyone besides #coreywinters and Georgine)…and although we’re pretty much all friends with each other in BTSH, it’s a big enough league that a few people may have slipped through the cracks. Fear not, here are the top five people you need to friend immediately:
Honorable Mention 1:
Eli Kazin, Mathematics
Eli Kazin, proud member of the 2003-2004 Tampa Bay Lightning
Honorable Mention 2:
Jackie Spiegel, Corlears Hookers
We think this is Jackie.
Obviously, this one depends on your sporting preferences (which is why it’s only an HM), but if you’re a Rangers or Mets fan, Jackie’s got the goods. Better yet, her page is riddled with selfies, which more people really need to be doing. And if that isn’t your bag, she’s also big on posting pics of her dog, Ranger, which is worth a page view in itself. You’re basically going here for her Instagram.
August 10 Previews
August 6th, 2014
Jackie’s birthday is coming up…so buy a beer for her the next time Plus she’s quietly putting up a stellar season with 2 goals and ***at least*** one really nifty assist.
Rehabs at Gremmies
Rich: Gremlins 3-1
Derek: Last week, the Rehabs won 3-2. That sounds good to me.
Eli: This game went to a shootout last week, but we see the Rehabs taking this one in regulation, 2-0.
Cobra Kai at Mathematics
Rich: Didn’t this used to be a rivalry? That’s as dead as the Fairy Tale Cup. CK 4-3 in what’s not really an upset.
Derek: I’d be pretty upset.
Gut Rot at Mega Touch
Rich: Gut Rot prevails 4-1
Derek: Mega’s really struggled this season, and Gut Rot looks decent again. 4-1 Gutties.
Eli: Gut Rot looked impressive last week. We see more of the same, as Gut Rot triumphs 5-2.
Happy Little Elves at Filthy Gorgeous
Rich: Elves got smoked last week. Filthy is sorta on fire. James and Suvin have best hockey duo on lockdown.
Derek: I’m watching Rudy on MSG right now, and the movie uses fake names for all of the players. I guess I can understand that, but how cool would it have been to see a young Joe Montana floating around? 6-0 James Pereira.
Eli: We feel like the Elves have had Filthy’s number of late, and see that trend continuing. Elves rebound with a 4-2 win.
Three Stars Aug. 3
August 6th, 2014
Chill out assholes, I’m not giving myself a star for predicting WTP’s epic upset over the Demons. But I am pretty proud of it.
