Happy Mother’s Day! (Fears)
May 10th, 2014No games today due to Mothers Day Fears. Outside of your family dog, there is no one in this woruld who loves you more than your mother.
Baby Talia has two loving parents. And don’t worry BT, by the time you are old enough to play in BTSH, Poutine and Filthy will merge and become one powerful superteam.
That will still lose to the Hookers in the playoffs. Dammit. Maybe Eitel or Soko will adopt you.
Squirrel
May 8th, 2014Today is Filler Friday. We asked you…the BTSH Universe what you wanted to see. And only one person responded…Adela…who wanted to see me in a shirt with sleeves. But I really wanted to put up this cool picture of my new friend Squirrel. So I’m going to do both.
When I was taking the picture of Meanie Greenie, I noticed this squirrel hanging out with food in its mouth.
He too could beat Rebecca Norris at arm wrestling.
Week 5, Not 3 Stars
May 7th, 2014We can’t all be winners at life, and remember, with every winner, comes a loser. We at The Authority feel its better to let someone lose with dignity and grace, then rub it in. Except when it comes to these three.
Obligatory Simpson’s character picture so Hopper and Chadwick read.
The *Real* Stars of Week 5
May 6th, 2014So yesterday we put up stars 4-6 of Week 5. We at The Authority felt they played great and deserved our love. But the backlash that you, the BTSH Universe, gave us has been unprecedented. You only want the top 3 stars.
Gil (“Gil’s Son’s Dad”) Valdes demands that we show only the top 3 stars of the week. Especially in a week where he gets a goal and three assists.
Week 5…3 (of 6) Stars
May 6th, 2014BTSH Universe….I’ve got some baaaaaaaaad neeeewwwwsss. Since there are no games next week there will be no previews. However I’ve also got some good news. Since there are no previews, we could do more than 3 stars, so we’ll double up and hand out six. And actually…that’s not good news that’s great because instead of 397 people feeling shame for not being recognized, only 394 people this week should hang their heads low.
Time ticks a little slower this week with no games because of Mother’s Day
