Week 5 Box Scores
May 5th, 2014Jamie Finally Has A Reason To Be Happy
At least it’s not a picture of Chadwick.
Mathematics 4, Dark Rainbows 1
Mathematics: Eli Kazin 2 (2), Nathan Norris (2), Sam Norris (2)
Dark Rainbows: Sikandar Atiq (1)
Goalie Win: Dave Liang (2)
La Famiglia 4, Tompkins Square Riots 0
La Famiglia: Angela Vicari (1), Denis Miciletto (7), Shafiq Perry (2), The Peter Wilson (5)
Shutout: Tim Kayiatos (4)
Fresh Kills 3, Rehabs 0
Fresh Kills: Liz Campbell (1), Gabe Chenard (6), Ariel Imas (2)
Shutout: Patrick Barch (3)
Gremlins 2, Butchers 1 (OT)
Gremlins: Allison Busch (1), John Walker (1)
Butchers: Mike Mincieli (1)
Goalie Win: Jamie Batuwantudawe (1)
Happy Little Elves 4, Cobra Kai 0
Happy Little Elves: Michael “Gil’s Son” Valdes 3 (3), Gil “Gil’s Son’s Dad” Valdes (2)
Shutout: Steve Accardi (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 2, Gut Rot 1
Filthy Gorgeous: Sunny Mehra (4), James Pereira (5)
Gut Rot: Gilligan1 (2)
Goalie Win: Chris Pelka (1)
Poutine Machine 1, Mega Touch 0
Poutine Machine: Jeff Ruel (2)
Shutout: Matt Leonard (3)
Corlears Hookers 2, Sky Fighters 1
Corlears Hookers: Gavin Kearney (3), Jackie Spiegel (1)
Sky Fighters: Luke Wang (2)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (3)
LBS, Inc. 4, What The Puck 0
LBS, Inc.: Karsten Pichon 3 (7), Tommy Capatosta (2)
Shutout: Tim Brown (3)
Gouging Anklebiters 5, Denim Demons 4 (OT-SO)
Gouging Anklebiters: Charles DeFranco 2 (4), Sarah Moore (2), Peter Prohaska (3)
Denim Demons: Adam Rubens 2 (3), Jeff Kamen (3), Jeremy Wolff (1)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (3)
Game Notes: Anklebiters win shootout 2-0. Charles DeFranco and Sarah Moore both scored.
Week 5 Preview: Part II
May 2nd, 2014GOTW: Butchers at Gremlins
It’s an all Kazin Conference week for the featured games, as our second Game of the Week features a couple of Glanzer Division squads. Last week, the Butchers downed the Dark Rainbows for a second consecutive win, while the Gremlins struggles continued with a shutout loss to Cobra Kai.
Keys for the Butchers:
They have moved on well from the off-season defections, and that opening week loss to Fresh Kills seems so long ago. Wins against Filthy Gorgeous and the Dark Rainbows have the Butchers spirits soaring, and their new players have been leading the way.
We found Jeff!!!!!
Tim says he will stay with the Butchers until the Expos get back together.
Keys for the Gremlins:
Even though they are 0-3, the Gremlins must be doing something right, because how else would they get a cushy Game of the Week spot? Marketing, that must be it. Sad Jamie and his other, less frequent, iterations have been all over this site since the season started, and why not, since the only time he has been kicked out of the crease is when someone shows up in a town car. Unfortunately, this “All Jamie, all the time” blitz has obscured the rest of the Gremlins. John Walker, Luke Berg, and a bunch of other people we don’t really know are getting buried right now. The key to ending this?
We want to write about other Gremmies besides Sad Jamie! But in the mean time we made Sarah T. and Jo-Ann very happy with another cat picture.
If Jamie smiled more often, he wouldn’t be so sad. Maybe Julie can teach him.
Even though he had to latch on to the rising tide of Fresh Kills, Jamie did get his first win of the season on Sunday. With that taste of victory still fresh in his mouth, maybe he can now spur the Gremlins on to a victory. Sad Jamie is slowly morphing into Happy Jamie, and the Gremlins prevail, 3-1.
Rich’s Pick: I’ve played a lot with Arnold lately. At the charity tournament that Rachel rigged so she would win my team purposely took him out and busted his nose. Arnold didn’t miss a shift. Respect. Respect. Butchers 3- Gremmies 2. Sad Jamie, remains sad.
Derek’s Pick: At the beginning of the season, I really thought Sad Jamie and the Gremlins would make a nice little run. It’s make or break time. This game is divisional, and an 0-4 record would put them into quite a chasm. They realize this and notch a 4-3 win. (P.S. Eli, you remind us of all those old-timey Mighty Squirrel players, but no Tim “(S)crappy” Gray mention? For shame!)
Week 5 Preview Part 1
May 1st, 2014This has been an exhausting week for me. Derk and Elly are watching the Rangers Game 7, so now I’m forced to write this preview a day earlier than I wanted to. But I’d rather not get into a public spat about how much I’ve been carrying them this whole season.
Sometimes I do so much, and they do so little…I feel like an old Papua woman.
(BTW, my obligatory Becky Norris mention is this Papua woman can beat Becky in arm-wrestling)
So now that we got this drama out of the way its time for our Game of the Week! Before the season, a Mega-Poutine matchup did not seem like it would garner a ton of GOTW action, but last week, both teams pulled off impressive upsets and deserve The Authority’s attention.
Week 4’s Three Stars ***
April 30th, 2014This was a real busy week for BTSH, as we not only had a full-slate of games, but we also had the Rose Charities Tournament. We will have the full story next week on the tournament, but for now, enjoy the three (actually four) people who did better than you this week.
To these four, you deserve all the glory. To the approximately 396 other BTSHers, you all should feel shame.
Third Star: ***
Nick Barretta, Rehabs.
Barretta had another impressive week at BTSH. He scored an impressive goal at the charity tournament and impressively volunteered to ref for free. Then on Sunday, he impressed us all when he came in early to ref the 1 and 2 p.m. games.
Unfortunately for DiPierri Jr., the Rehabs lost a heartbreaker to Poutine, so Nick will have to settle for the very unimpressive third star. Thank you for all your volunteering Nick, but maybe try to be good at hockey too.
Week 4 Box Scores
April 28th, 2014Mega Win!
Alex is more concerned about the Flyers for the time being. Eric just doesn’t like to smile.
Butchers 4, Dark Rainbows 1
Butchers: Jeff Laniando 2 (4), Matt D. (1), Arnold Sanchez (2)
Dark Rainbows: Sean Reynolds (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Burke (2)
Filthy Gorgeous 6, LBS, Inc. 2
Filthy Gorgeous: James Pereira 3 (4), Suvin Malik 2 (3), Sunny Mehra (3)
LBS, Inc.: Tommy Capatosta (1), “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin (2)
Goalie Win: Hector “$h0wT!m3” Melendez (via Rehabs)
Corlears Hookers 2, Mathematics 1
Corlears Hookers: Danilo Biagioni 2 (4)
Mathematics: Justin Perras (1)
Goalie Win: Dustin Olson (2)
Denim Demons 2, Happy Little Elves 1
Denim Demons: Bob DiProspero (1), “The Apex Predator” Adam Rubens (1)
Happy Little Elves: Alok Ghai (free agent-sign him up!)
Goalie Win: Aaron “Coach” Pagdon (1)
Gouging Anklebiters 6, Tompkins Square Riots 1
Gouging Anklebiters: Jenna Cruff 2 (via La Famiglia), Charles DeFranco (2), Phil Donohue (1), Sarah Moore (1), Peter Prohaska (2)
Tompkins Square Riots: Max (1)
Goalie Win: Craig LaCombe (2)
Poutine Machine 3, Rehabs 2 (OT)
Poutine Machine: Chelsea Hicks (1), Kevin Loftus (1), Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos (1)
Rehabs: Black Rob (3), Ramy Odeh (4)
Goalie Win: Matt Leonard (2)
Mega Touch 5, Gut Rot 2
Mega Touch: Adriano Bratta 2 (3), Joe Lops 2 (2), Braden Caldwell (1)
Gut Rot: Gilligan1 (1), Gilligan2 (1)
Goalie Win: Michael Tuckman (1)
Cobra Kai 2, Gremlins 0
Cobra Kai: Sebastian Asaro (1), Liam Martens (3)
Shutout: Peter Lang (1)
Fresh Kills 7, Sky Fighters 0
Fresh Kills: Gabe Chenard 3 (5), Alex Rouleau 2 (3), Ariel Imas (1), Dave Sokolyansky (2)
Shutout: Jamie Batuwantudawe (via Gremlins)
Game Notes: Sad Jamie figures out the best way to get his first BTSH win this season…play for Fresh Kills
La Famiglia 5, What The Puck 4
La Famiglia: Denis Miceletto 2 (6), The Peter Wilson 2 (4), Shafiq Perry (1)
What The Puck: Gary Gowdie (1), Paul Picinich (1), Garrett Poston (1), #CoreyWinters (1)
Goalie Win: Tim Kayiatos (3)
