$h0wT!m3 Division Preview
March 20th, 2014Joe Models The Anklebiters’ New Third Jersey
Filthy Gorgeous
Strengths: Things can’t get much worse than last year…right? They still have James and Suvin, and when the two are paired together, Filthy is extremely dangerous. If, for some reason, James and Suvin are no longer on the team, then things can get a lot worse.
Weaknesses: They had a little bit of an attendance problem last year. Dan and Caroline got engaged and moved to Washington, D.C. mid-season. There were some pregnancies, too. Others just did not show up all that much. It’s a minor miracle that they were able to field a roster for the playoffs, as Monica had to put her entire roster in for playoff exemptions. And What The Puck captain Larry Zimmer still voted no for every single one.
Fun Fact: Monica is considering having a throwback day, and thus bringing back the lime-green jerseys, when they face the Elves on August 10.
Random Hockey Related YouTube Video: Filthy’s 2013 season went a little like this.
Gouging Anklebiters
Strengths: Which team allowed the fewest goals in BTSH last season? Yep, it’s the Anklebiters, who gave up just 25 goals across 18 games. Some of the credit for this achievement goes to goalie Craig LaCombe, and some of the credit goes to an air-tight shutdown defense. This is a very united team, both on and off the court.
Weaknesses: Congratulations Anklebiters! You just won the Larsen Division! Your prize, which you must accept, is promotion to the Tagliarino Conference. It comes with a tougher division, a tougher schedule, and a noticeably less chill attitude. And Sarah Moore gets to face roommate Lisa Harrington and La Famiglia twice a season now.
Fun Fact: Craig’s ability at throwing his goalie stick has caught the eyes of USA Track and Field. He is considered a dark horse candidate in the javelin for the 2016 Summer Olympic Games.
Random Hockey Related YouTube Video: Tuukka Rask is not impressed.
Brown Division Preview
March 19th, 2014
Hookers win championship and cover Noelle’s face.
First of all this is Rich. I don’t have access to post on this site so I had to hack Tim Brown’s email and find his password. But that’s off the record.
Instead of doing lengthy team previews we are going to do shorter division previews. We probably will have new content Tues-Fri of this week, and M-F next week.
We’ll start with the top. The Brown Division.
Fresh Kills:
Strengths: If Ivan Drago were a hockey team he would be called Fresh Kills.
Drago Kills Apollo like Fresh Kills murders all of us
They have the best player in the league with that guy with the Expos hat, their girls are better than your girls (They aren’t as good as the Hookers but the Hookers never read this website), their goalie is clutch and Dave is the best captain in BTSH. This is a complete team.
Weaknesses: If I train the refs better, they will start calling high sticks on Kevin Foster, and he will get at least 4 penalties a game. But I’m not that great a trainer so The Planet should be ok for now.
Fun fact: Since the Modern Era (2008-Current) only Alice has won two BTSH titles with two different teams. The 2009 Sky Fighters and Fresh Kills in 2011.
Lbs:
Strengths: (Sven stop reading) Tim Brown is like the Warriors. He’s good. Real good. The best. Karsten is ageless, and Sam is probably the best player next to that Fresh Kills dude who nobody knows. I can’t leave out Anne Grady and most importantly Ali Chenitz, because if I do Anne Grady and especially Ali Chenitz will yell at me at Ace that I didn’t mention the girls. Sasha and Erica Lee will typically let it slide which is appreciated more than you know.
Weaknesses: Their relationship with Adam Rubens.
Fun fact: Though Ken Poulin is no longer on the team, he was one of the first three people inducted into the BTSH Hall of Fame, along with Kehoe and someone else who I forgot.
The Org is Back!
March 18th, 2014A Special Message from Rich Glanzer
Nothing screams BTSH more than Derek taking creepy photos of unsuspecting girls eating chicken wings and Eli making a semi-witty caption of the picture. In other words, we’ve heard your critiques, and we want you to come back to the website. So we brought back league legends Derek and Eli.
Here are a few promises for this season…and they’re all good:
- Don’t worry, BTSH.org will not be all about wrestling, the Elves, and the Norrises (Norri). Dave Soko’s nationality and Alex Eben Meyer’s ridiculous socks will never be mentioned from here on out. In other words, new jokes, new themes, and very few wrestling or private jokes.
- The website will be updated multiple times a week during weeks we have games and probably at least once–if not more–during off weeks.
- STATS! Whether you want stats (98% of us) or don’t (Phil and Adriano), you are getting them. Derek will put the scores of all the games up by the time Carrie is crying in Homeland. Before you tuck yourself to sleep, he will have the leading scorers for both the men and the women on Mondays. That’s right, we will have the top women goal scorers included on the stats page. (Sorry Suz, you need at least one to be listed)
- More variety and videos. The videos will never be longer than two minutes and many times, they will be under one. We have a lot of segments planned for the videos, and only one of them is wrestling related! (We said there would be very few, not extinct…)
- The ladies of Math are planning a fashion segment.
- Interaction. The website is only as good as you, the BTSH Universe makes it. The reason the Elves got so much pub over the years is because Ben, Trevor, Shaun, Jenna, Jerome, Sarah T. and I all commented. If you want us to write about your team or even yourself, let us know, and we will.
So get ready for an awesome BTSH season. Division previews will be posted this week and next. The Org is back!
***May I Have Your Attention Please!***
March 15th, 2014
For the time being here is your 2014 schedule!
March 15th, 2014| DATE | WEEK | AWAY | HOME | GAME | COURT | TIME | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | Denim Demons | Fresh Kills | Denim Demons at Fresh Kills | West | 1 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | Gremlins | Poutine Machine | Gremlins at Poutine Machine | East | 1 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | Cobra Kai | Sky Fighters | Cobra Kai at Sky Fighters | East | 2 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | Tompkins Square Riots | Mega Touch | Tompkins Square Riots at Mega Touch | West | 2 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | Mathematics | Butchers | Mathematics at Butchers | East | 3 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | Dark Rainbows | Filthy Gorgeous | Dark Rainbows at Filthy Gorgeous | West | 3 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | LBS, Inc. | Corlears Hookers | LBS, Inc. at Corlears Hookers | East | 4 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | Happy Little Elves | What The Puck | Happy Little Elves at What The Puck | West | 4 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | La Famiglia | Gouging Anklebiters | La Famiglia at Gouging Anklebiters | West | 5 | ||
| March 30, 2014 | 1 | Rehabs | Gut Rot | Rehabs at Gut Rot | East | 5 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | Poutine Machine | Gut Rot | Poutine Machine at Gut Rot | West | 1 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | Mega Touch | Rehabs | Mega Touch at Rehabs | East | 1 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | Gremlins | Corlears Hookers | Gremlins at Corlears Hookers | West | 2 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | LBS, Inc. | Gouging Anklebiters | LBS, Inc. at Gouging Anklebiters | East | 2 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | Fresh Kills | Butchers | Fresh Kills at Butchers | East | 3 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | Sky Fighters | La Famiglia | Sky Fighters at La Famiglia | West | 3 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | Tompkins Square Riots | Dark Rainbows | Tompkins Square Riots at Dark Rainbows | West | 4 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | What The Puck | Mathematics | What The Puck at Mathematics | East | 4 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | Cobra Kai | Denim Demons | Cobra Kai at Denim Demons | West | 2 | ||
| April 6, 2014 | 2 | Filthy Gorgeous | Happy Little Elves | Filthy Gorgeous at Happy Little Elves | East | 5 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Gremlins | Happy Little Elves | Gremlins at Happy Little Elves | East | 1 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | What The Puck | Corlears Hookers | What The Puck at Corlears Hookers | West | 1 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Tompkins Square Riots | Fresh Kills | Tompkins Square Riots at Fresh Kills | East | 2 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Denim Demons | LBS, Inc. | Denim Demons at LBS, Inc. | West | 2 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Cobra Kai | Dark Rainbows | Cobra Kai at Dark Rainbows | East | 3 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Mega Touch | Gouging Anklebiters | Mega Touch at Gouging Anklebiters | West | 3 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Sky Fighters | Rehabs | Sky Fighters at Rehabs | West | 4 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Gut Rot | La Famiglia | Gut Rot at La Famiglia | East | 4 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Filthy Gorgeous | Butchers | Filthy Gorgeous at Butchers | West | 5 | ||
| April 13, 2014 | 3 | Poutine Machine | Mathematics | Poutine Machine at Mathematics | East | 5 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Butchers | Dark Rainbows | Butchers at Dark Rainbows | East | 1 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Filthy Gorgeous | LBS, Inc. | Filthy Gorgeous at LBS, Inc. | West | 1 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Happy Little Elves | Denim Demons | Happy Little Elves at Denim Demons | West | 2 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Corlears Hookers | Mathematics | Corlears Hookers at Mathematics | East | 2 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Rehabs | Poutine Machine | Rehabs at Poutine Machine | West | 3 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Gouging Anklebiters | Tompkins Square Riots | Gouging Anklebiters at Tompkins Square Riots | East | 3 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Gremlins | Cobra Kai | Gremlins at Cobra Kai | West | 4 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Mega Touch | Gut Rot | Mega Touch at Gut Rot | East | 4 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | Fresh Kills | Sky Fighters | Fresh Kills at Sky Fighters | East | 5 | ||
| April 27, 2014 | 4 | La Famiglia | What The Puck | La Famiglia at What The Puck | West | 5 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Mathematics | Dark Rainbows | Mathematics at Dark Rainbows | West | 1 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Tompkins Square Riots | La Famiglia | Tompkins Square Riots at La Famiglia | East | 1 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Rehabs | Fresh Kills | Rehabs at Fresh Kills | West | 2 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Butchers | Gremlins | Butchers at Gremlins | East | 2 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Happy Little Elves | Cobra Kai | Happy Little Elves at Cobra Kai | West | 3 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Gut Rot | Filthy Gorgeous | Gut Rot at Filthy Gorgeous | East | 3 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Sky Fighters | Corlears Hookers | Sky Fighters at Corlears Hookers | East | 4 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Mega Touch | Poutine Machine | Mega Touch at Poutine Machine | West | 4 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | Denim Demons | Gouging Anklebiters | Denim Demons at Gouging Anklebiters | East | 5 | ||
| May 4, 2014 | 5 | LBS, Inc. | What The Puck | LBS, Inc. at What The Puck | West | 5 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Poutine Machine | LBS, Inc. | Poutine Machine at LBS, Inc. | East | 1 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Gouging Anklebiters | Sky Fighters | Gouging Anklebiters at Sky Fighters | West | 1 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Dark Rainbows | Gremlins | Dark Rainbows at Gremlins | West | 2 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Filthy Gorgeous | What The Puck | Filthy Gorgeous at What The Puck | East | 2 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Corlears Hookers | Fresh Kills | Corlears Hookers at Fresh Kills | East | 3 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Happy Little Elves | Mathematics | Happy Little Elves at Mathematics | West | 3 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Butchers | La Famiglia | Butchers at La Famiglia | West | 4 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Denim Demons | Rehabs | Denim Demons at Rehabs | East | 4 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Cobra Kai | Mega Touch | Cobra Kai at Mega Touch | East | 5 | ||
| May 18, 2014 | 6 | Gut Rot | Tompkins Square Riots | Gut Rot at Tompkins Square Riots | West | 5 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | Gouging Anklebiters | Corlears Hookers | Gouging Anklebiters at Corlears Hookers | West | 1 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | Rehabs | LBS, Inc. | Rehabs at LBS, Inc. | East | 1 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | Fresh Kills | Filthy Gorgeous | Fresh Kills at Filthy Gorgeous | East | 2 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | Mathematics | Poutine Machine | Mathematics at Poutine Machine | West | 2 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | Sky Fighters | Mega Touch | Sky Fighters at Mega Touch | West | 3 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | What The Puck | Tompkins Square Riots | What The Puck at Tompkins Square Riots | East | 3 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | Cobra Kai | Gut Rot | Cobra Kai at Gut Rot | East | 4 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | Dark Rainbows | Happy Little Elves | Dark Rainbows at Happy Little Elves | West | 4 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | Butchers | Denim Demons | Butchers at Denim Demons | East | 5 | ||
| June 8, 2014 | 7 | La Famiglia | Gremlins | La Famiglia at Gremlins | West | 5 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | Sky Fighters | Filthy Gorgeous | Sky Fighters at Filthy Gorgeous | West | 1 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | Cobra Kai | Rehabs | Cobra Kai at Rehabs | East | 1 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | Dark Rainbows | Gut Rot | Dark Rainbows at Gut Rot | West | 2 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | Gouging Anklebiters | Happy Little Elves | Gouging Anklebiters at Happy Little Elves | East | 2 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | LBS, Inc. | Gremlins | LBS, Inc. at Gremlins | East | 3 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | Butchers | Tompkins Square Riots | Butchers at Tompkins Square Riots | West | 3 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | La Famiglia | Corlears Hookers | La Famiglia at Corlears Hookers | East | 4 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | What The Puck | Fresh Kills | What The Puck at Fresh Kills | West | 4 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | Poutine Machine | Denim Demons | Poutine Machine at Denim Demons | West | 5 | ||
| June 15, 2014 | 8 | Mathematics | Mega Touch | Mathematics at Mega Touch | East | 5 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | Filthy Gorgeous | Gouging Anklebiters | Filthy Gorgeous at Gouging Anklebiters | West | 1 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | Fresh Kills | Happy Little Elves | Fresh Kills at Happy Little Elves | East | 1 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | Mega Touch | Dark Rainbows | Mega Touch at Dark Rainbows | East | 2 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | La Famiglia | Sky Fighters | La Famiglia at Sky Fighters | West | 2 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | LBS, Inc. | Gut Rot | LBS, Inc. at Gut Rot | East | 3 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | Mathematics | Rehabs | Mathematics at Rehabs | West | 3 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | Gremlins | Butchers | Gremlins at Butchers | West | 4 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | Denim Demons | What The Puck | Denim Demons at What The Puck | East | 4 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | Tompkins Square Riots | Poutine Machine | Tompkins Square Riots at Poutine Machine | East | 5 | ||
| June 22, 2014 | 9 | Corlears Hookers | Cobra Kai | Corlears Hookers at Cobra Kai | West | 5 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Poutine Machine | Butchers | Poutine Machine at Butchers | East | 1 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Mega Touch | Tompkins Square Riots | Mega Touch at Tompkins Square Riots | West | 1 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Gut Rot | Cobra Kai | Gut Rot at Cobra Kai | East | 2 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | What The Puck | Gouging Anklebiters | What The Puck at Gouging Anklebiters | West | 2 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Fresh Kills | Denim Demons | Fresh Kills at Denim Demons | West | 3 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Corlears Hookers | LBS, Inc. | Corlears Hookers at LBS, Inc. | East | 3 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Filthy Gorgeous | La Famiglia | Filthy Gorgeous at La Famiglia | East | 4 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Gremlins | Mathematics | Gremlins at Mathematics | West | 4 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Rehabs | Dark Rainbows | Rehabs at Dark Rainbows | East | 5 | ||
| June 29, 2014 | 10 | Happy Little Elves | Sky Fighters | Happy Little Elves at Sky Fighters | West | 5 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Gut Rot | Gremlins | Gut Rot at Gremlins | West | 1 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Mathematics | Tompkins Square Riots | Mathematics at Tompkins Square Riots | East | 1 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Cobra Kai | Butchers | Cobra Kai at Butchers | East | 2 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Sky Fighters | LBS, Inc. | Sky Fighters at LBS, Inc. | West | 2 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Denim Demons | Mega Touch | Denim Demons at Mega Touch | East | 3 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | What The Puck | Poutine Machine | What The Puck at Poutine Machine | West | 3 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Rehabs | Filthy Gorgeous | Rehabs at Filthy Gorgeous | West | 4 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Happy Little Elves | La Famiglia | Happy Little Elves at La Famiglia | East | 4 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Dark Rainbows | Corlears Hookers | Dark Rainbows at Corlears Hookers | West | 5 | ||
| July 13, 2014 | 11 | Gouging Anklebiters | Fresh Kills | Gouging Anklebiters at Fresh Kills | East | 5 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | Fresh Kills | Dark Rainbows | Fresh Kills at Dark Rainbows | West | 1 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | LBS, Inc. | Denim Demons | LBS, Inc. at Denim Demons | East | 1 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | Rehabs | Butchers | Rehabs at Butchers | West | 2 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | Corlears Hookers | What The Puck | Corlears Hookers at What The Puck | East | 2 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | Happy Little Elves | Gut Rot | Happy Little Elves at Gut Rot | West | 4 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | Poutine Machine | Sky Fighters | Poutine Machine at Sky Fighters | East | 3 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | Mathematics | Gouging Anklebiters | Mathematics at Gouging Anklebiters | East | 4 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | Tompkins Square Riots | Cobra Kai | Tompkins Square Riots at Cobra Kai | West | 3 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | La Famiglia | Filthy Gorgeous | La Famiglia at Filthy Gorgeous | East | 5 | ||
| July 20, 2014 | 12 | Gremlins | Mega Touch | Gremlins at Mega Touch | West | 5 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | La Famiglia | Cobra Kai | La Famiglia at Cobra Kai | West | 1 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | Corlears Hookers | Happy Little Elves | Corlears Hookers at Happy Little Elves | East | 1 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | Tompkins Square Riots | Gut Rot | Tompkins Square Riots at Gut Rot | West | 2 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | Dark Rainbows | Poutine Machine | Dark Rainbows at Poutine Machine | East | 2 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | What The Puck | Denim Demons | What The Puck at Denim Demons | West | 3 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | Gremlins | Rehabs | Gremlins at Rehabs | East | 3 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | Fresh Kills | LBS, Inc. | Fresh Kills at LBS, Inc. | West | 4 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | Filthy Gorgeous | Mega Touch | Filthy Gorgeous at Mega Touch | East | 4 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | Sky Fighters | Gouging Anklebiters | Sky Fighters at Gouging Anklebiters | East | 5 | ||
| August 3, 2014 | 13 | Butchers | Mathematics | Butchers at Mathematics | West | 5 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | Cobra Kai | Mathematics | Cobra Kai at Mathematics | West | 1 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | Rehabs | Gremlins | Rehabs at Gremlins | East | 1 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | Happy Little Elves | Filthy Gorgeous | Happy Little Elves at Filthy Gorgeous | West | 2 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | Gut Rot | Mega Touch | Gut Rot at Mega Touch | East | 2 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | Denim Demons | La Famiglia | Denim Demons at La Famiglia | East | 3 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | Dark Rainbows | Tompkins Square Riots | Dark Rainbows at Tompkins Square Riots | West | 3 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | LBS, Inc. | Fresh Kills | LBS, Inc. at Fresh Kills | West | 4 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | Gouging Anklebiters | Poutine Machine | Gouging Anklebiters at Poutine Machine | East | 4 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | What The Puck | Sky Fighters | What The Puck at Sky Fighters | East | 5 | ||
| August 10, 2014 | 14 | Corlears Hookers | Butchers | Corlears Hookers at Butchers | West | 5 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Gouging Anklebiters | La Famiglia | Gouging Anklebiters at La Famiglia | West | 1 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Fresh Kills | What The Puck | Fresh Kills at What The Puck | East | 1 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Mega Touch | Cobra Kai | Mega Touch at Cobra Kai | West | 2 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Mathematics | Gremlins | Mathematics at Gremlins | East | 2 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Corlears Hookers | Denim Demons | Corlears Hookers at Denim Demons | West | 3 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Filthy Gorgeous | Sky Fighters | Filthy Gorgeous at Sky Fighters | East | 3 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Butchers | Poutine Machine | Butchers at Poutine Machine | East | 4 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Tompkins Square Riots | Rehabs | Tompkins Square Riots at Rehabs | West | 4 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | Gut Rot | Dark Rainbows | Gut Rot at Dark Rainbows | West | 5 | ||
| August 24, 2014 | 15 | LBS, Inc. | Happy Little Elves | LBS, Inc. at Happy Little Elves | East | 5 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Mega Touch | Butchers | Mega Touch at Butchers | West | 1 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Gut Rot | What The Puck | Gut Rot at What The Puck | East | 1 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Tompkins Square Riots | Gremlins | Tompkins Square Riots at Gremlins | East | 2 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Poutine Machine | Rehabs | Poutine Machine at Rehabs | West | 2 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Mathematics | Fresh Kills | Mathematics at Fresh Kills | East | 3 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Happy Little Elves | Gouging Anklebiters | Happy Little Elves at Gouging Anklebiters | West | 3 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Dark Rainbows | Cobra Kai | Dark Rainbows at Cobra Kai | East | 4 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Denim Demons | Sky Fighters | Denim Demons at Sky Fighters | West | 4 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | Corlears Hookers | Filthy Gorgeous | Corlears Hookers at Filthy Gorgeous | West | 5 | ||
| September 7, 2014 | 16 | LBS, Inc. | La Famiglia | LBS, Inc. at La Famiglia | East | 5 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Filthy Gorgeous | Denim Demons | Filthy Gorgeous at Denim Demons | West | 1 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Sky Fighters | Tompkins Square Riots | Sky Fighters at Tompkins Square Riots | East | 1 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | La Famiglia | Happy Little Elves | La Famiglia at Happy Little Elves | East | 2 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Gut Rot | Mathematics | Gut Rot at Mathematics | West | 2 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Poutine Machine | Cobra Kai | Poutine Machine at Cobra Kai | West | 3 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Butchers | Rehabs | Butchers at Rehabs | East | 3 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Gouging Anklebiters | Dark Rainbows | Gouging Anklebiters at Dark Rainbows | East | 4 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Mega Touch | LBS, Inc. | Mega Touch at LBS, Inc. | West | 4 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Gremlins | What The Puck | Gremlins at What The Puck | East | 5 | ||
| September 14, 2014 | 17 | Fresh Kills | Corlears Hookers | Fresh Kills at Corlears Hookers | West | 5 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | Denim Demons | Corlears Hookers | Denim Demons at Corlears Hookers | East | 1 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | What The Puck | LBS, Inc. | What The Puck at LBS, Inc. | West | 1 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | La Famiglia | Fresh Kills | La Famiglia at Fresh Kills | West | 2 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | Gouging Anklebiters | Filthy Gorgeous | Gouging Anklebiters at Filthy Gorgeous | East | 2 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | Dark Rainbows | Mega Touch | Dark Rainbows at Mega Touch | East | 3 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | Butchers | Gut Rot | Butchers at Gut Rot | West | 3 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | Sky Fighters | Happy Little Elves | Sky Fighters at Happy Little Elves | East | 4 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | Rehabs | Mathematics | Rehabs at Mathematics | West | 4 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | Cobra Kai | Tompkins Square Riots | Cobra Kai at Tompkins Square Riots | East | 5 | ||
| September 21, 2014 | 18 | Poutine Machine | Gremlins | Poutine Machine at Gremlins | West | 5 |
