This is not the picture you want to see tomorrow
March 29th, 2014
In BTSH Mr. Met has always* been synonymous with Rain Fears. Legend has it on a beautiful sunny day Dave from the Tuques saw a cloud in the sky and called off his game, and Rain Fears was born.
Since the Modern Era of 2008-present commissioners have dealt with Rain Fears differently. Bob W. often played through hurricanes and floods, because he felt the league was getting too soft.
Commssioners Thoughts:
Bob W. Tough kid…willing to play in the rain, I like him.
Adriano: What the fuck is wrong with this kid? How is he holding his stick? I’m canceling this shit.
Brown: Heyyyyyyy….maybe he can play in the 2013 All-Star Game??
Bratta on the other hand, turned corporate and was worried about you nilly’s suing him.
Corporate Adriano takes no chances.
Tim is mulling the pros and cons of playing tomorrow…
So will the headline read Game On, or Rain Fears tomorrow? Only time will tell. And Tim Brown. He will also tell. Probably at 11 a.m. tomorrow.
Lets go Mets and all, but not tomorrow.
*= Since approximately 2010 or something.
Week 1 Preview (Part II)
March 28th, 2014This Game of the Week features Gut Rot, who also “won the off-season”, but not to the level of La Famiglia, which is why Gut Rot goes second. So even when Gut Rot wins, they still kind of lose.
Creamy cant let Gut Rot enjoy their moment, by topping them and going to La Famiglia.
ACE BAR SEASON OPENER THIS FRIDAY! 6pm-Whenever?
March 27th, 2014
Drinks and Food yo! MARCH 28th! TOMORROW! Starting at 6pm in the back room!
Come say hello to your old team. Say hello to your new team. Say hello to my little friend?
Week 1 Previews (Part 1)
March 27th, 2014So this season we’re going to combine the best of Derk&Elly and the best of Sven. D&E gave one GOTW, and Sven pretty much gave detailed recaps of every game. So, we are going to combine the two ideas and give two GOTWs and much shorter previews to every other game. In order to make a GOTW…you gotta earn it with Ws.
No charities here. Win at the courts, Ace Bar and Skee*T*Ball
We think most of you are assholes, but not this kid. He seems kinda cool. I like his style.
Speaking of assholes, lets get to the first GOTW for 2014! Congratulations Tuques and Anklebiters. The Tuques “won the off-season,” so they get the first GOTW.
2014 Predictions!
March 26th, 2014Can Math Repeat As Glanzer Division Champions?
The Norris family continues to grow.
Brown Division
| Rich | Derek | Eli | |
| 1 | Fresh Kills | Fresh Kills | Fresh Kills |
| 2 | Corlears Hookers | Corlears Hookers | Corlears Hookers |
| 3 | LBS, Inc. | Denim Demons | LBS, Inc. |
| 4 | Denim Demons | LBS, Inc. | Denim Demons |
| 5 | What The Puck | What The Puck | What The Puck |
Rich’s Take: Fresh Kills, after making a run at perfection, will actually lose 3 games this season. None will be in the playoffs. This division is the tops for a reason, every team will have a winning record. And honestly, after seeing all the talent at the Free Agent scrimmage and the goalie that Corey very subtly got…I’m a little worried about playing them Game 1. They could be good real early.
Derek’s Take: Fresh Kills cruises to another division title. The Hookers give them a good run, but poor mid-season attendance results in a few lost games for the Purple during the summer. The Demons play solid (though objectionable) hockey. LBS, Inc. takes a step back this season with no Ken. What The Puck will clearly be in rebuilding mode and probably should not be in this division.
Eli’s Take: Not much to add here that Rich and Derek haven’t already said. Fresh Kills is the most complete team in the league and goes back-to-back with the division titles. What The Puck looks primed for relegation, unless Corey has something up his sleeve.
[Said in Jo-Ann voice]Maybe Corey join Elf and put ‘appy Elf up sleeve? Why is Timmay no playing for us this year?
