ACE BAR SEASON OPENER THIS FRIDAY! 6pm-Whenever?
March 27th, 2014
Drinks and Food yo! MARCH 28th! TOMORROW! Starting at 6pm in the back room!
Come say hello to your old team. Say hello to your new team. Say hello to my little friend?
Week 1 Previews (Part 1)
March 27th, 2014So this season we’re going to combine the best of Derk&Elly and the best of Sven. D&E gave one GOTW, and Sven pretty much gave detailed recaps of every game. So, we are going to combine the two ideas and give two GOTWs and much shorter previews to every other game. In order to make a GOTW…you gotta earn it with Ws.
No charities here. Win at the courts, Ace Bar and Skee*T*Ball
We think most of you are assholes, but not this kid. He seems kinda cool. I like his style.
Speaking of assholes, lets get to the first GOTW for 2014! Congratulations Tuques and Anklebiters. The Tuques “won the off-season,” so they get the first GOTW.
2014 Predictions!
March 26th, 2014Can Math Repeat As Glanzer Division Champions?
The Norris family continues to grow.
Brown Division
| Rich | Derek | Eli | |
| 1 | Fresh Kills | Fresh Kills | Fresh Kills |
| 2 | Corlears Hookers | Corlears Hookers | Corlears Hookers |
| 3 | LBS, Inc. | Denim Demons | LBS, Inc. |
| 4 | Denim Demons | LBS, Inc. | Denim Demons |
| 5 | What The Puck | What The Puck | What The Puck |
Rich’s Take: Fresh Kills, after making a run at perfection, will actually lose 3 games this season. None will be in the playoffs. This division is the tops for a reason, every team will have a winning record. And honestly, after seeing all the talent at the Free Agent scrimmage and the goalie that Corey very subtly got…I’m a little worried about playing them Game 1. They could be good real early.
Derek’s Take: Fresh Kills cruises to another division title. The Hookers give them a good run, but poor mid-season attendance results in a few lost games for the Purple during the summer. The Demons play solid (though objectionable) hockey. LBS, Inc. takes a step back this season with no Ken. What The Puck will clearly be in rebuilding mode and probably should not be in this division.
Eli’s Take: Not much to add here that Rich and Derek haven’t already said. Fresh Kills is the most complete team in the league and goes back-to-back with the division titles. What The Puck looks primed for relegation, unless Corey has something up his sleeve.
[Said in Jo-Ann voice]Maybe Corey join Elf and put ‘appy Elf up sleeve? Why is Timmay no playing for us this year?
Glanzer Division Preview
March 24th, 2014Saving the best-named division for last. Last season, Math won the Glanzer Division, and this year they are taking the name with them. In a division with Derk, Elly and $h0wT!m3, and written by me…there is not one wrestling joke. Rachel Greene we are really trying here.
Without further ado….
OK, so they’re not as hot as these two, but they are as close as it gets.
Additional Weakness: Neither of them showed to the free agent scrimmage!
Waldo was easier to find than Rachel and Georgine yesterday.
Fun Fact: Georgine once scored a natural hat trick. (With the stick I gave her)
Free Agent Scrimmage this Sunday!
March 21st, 2014
This Sunday starting at 1pm @ Tompkins Square Park! All free agents please wear a red jersey and don’t forget to register!
http://www.btsh.org/bruise/about-btsh/registration/
