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By the Masked Elf

7 teams left, only one will win the coveted PBR Cup. And if you’re not one one of the 7 teams, or in one of Frey’s depraved sports pools, you might have trouble picking a team to root for. Gil recently asked me if anyone was rooting for Fuzz, and I said, “Maybe (Brian Sullivan Alert) Brian Sullivan.” 

Well The Masked Elf is her to help you choose who to root for. Because while all 7 teams are filled with assholes that are unlovable, they each have one good person left.

Lbs.

No, not saying Boylan. She won’t return a phone call for 3 days she can go to hell. The person to root for here is the King of Degens, Alex Frey. The guy sets up pools for all the gamblers, uses the Free Agent list, and always has an alcoholic beverage for you after the game, even if it is disgusting box wine. Good luck Mr. Freylikhman, you are certainly a Gentlemen.

Due to the monsoon today’s games are canceled.

The best place in NYC to watch the Bruins at Rangers game is at the 12th Street Ale House.

Kicking us off at 12:30 pm is a potential Open Scrimmage.

What the Puck and Gut Rot get the Schlitz Cup playoffs going at 1:30 pm on the West Court.

Followed by Mega Touch and Tompkins Square Riots over on the East Court at 1:30 pm.

PBR Cup playoffs resume on East Court at 3 pm with the Gouging Anklebiters against Gremlins.

Over on the West Court is LBS against Fresh Kills at 3 pm.

Instant Karma and Cobra Kai throw down on the East Court at 4:15 pm.

And Dark Rainbows against Sky Fighters is over on West Court at 4:15 pm.

By Richiehero

Everyone loves a BTSH Cinderella story, but since the Modern Era (2008-2015) they have been pretty rare. I’d venture to say the last terrible team to win a BTSH Championship was the Lbs., in 2012. With 7 teams left there really are still two teams that can shock the BTSH Universe, win the PBR Cup, and more importantly, claim Cinderella status. The Gremmies and Instant Karma.

Gremlins

Outside of giving stars to girls who play the whole game, the most played out thing for the media to do is say, “What xxxx is this team.” Punch me in the face because, “Still the Same” by the late great Bob Se-ger would be their song.

They rarely get superstars but when they do they often get poached (Craig, Joe P., Hicks), yet never do any poaching. While you rarely see a Gremlin outside of Jamie and Walker at a bar (and those two idiots don’t even drink), this old veteran crusty crew is surely a team everyone would pull for if they made it to the finals. They have a top 10ish player in Erich and a really good goalie, so it’s not out of the realm here. The odds are slim, but that’s what makes them a Cinderella team, dummy. Ha. 

The only game played on a wet and miserable Sunday was Rehabs v Fuzz. Fuzz won and will move on to the Tompkins Square Dance for the second consecutive year.

All Schlitz and PBR playoff games will resume on Sunday, October 27th at their October 20th times.